A White Collar Musical · Act I & II
Songs for anyone who has ever pretended to look busy in a meeting, lied about "synergy," or cried a little in the parking garage. It's silly. It's sincere. It's mandatory fun.
Interoffice Memo
HA HA! Business!! is a Broadway-style musical about the absurd little theater we all perform Monday through Friday — the standups, the sales calls, the HR waivers, the office crush three cubicles over. Every department gets a number: Sales gets a marching band. Engineering gets a flow state. HR gets a nursery rhyme. It's a workplace comedy first, but underneath the jokes it's trying to say something true about why we keep showing up anyway.
The show is mid-production — songs are written, recorded, and streaming now, with the full book still being staged. Consider this your first look behind the curtain.
"We're young and we're healthy, someday maybe wealthy / Hard work, dedication, we're the backbone of our nation..."
Personnel File
Sales rep. Professionally average, emotionally unavailable — until one prospect actually asks him a follow-up question.
The customer who listens instead of stonewalling. Disarms an entire sales pitch with a single decent question.
Knows every department's business — literally. Gives the office tour, one chorus at a time.
Keeper of waivers. Firm believer that "exposure" and "credits" are a valid currency.
At war for reasons nobody remembers. Mostly communicate via Nerf gun.
Breaking their backs all day for course credit and the vague promise of a LinkedIn recommendation.
Exhibit A
GOAT Salesman
Buddy Country
The Blame Game
Hear the full score on SoundCloud →
Internal Memo — Action Required
New songs, show news, and the occasional confession from the writers' room (a guy, a laptop, and too much coffee). No spam — we barely have time to make the musical, let alone an email funnel.
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